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The Doctor

Character Card

Name: Guy Perrelet

Aliases: Guido Perrelli, Camille Starks, Jon Brandi, Harold Valliente, Mario Diega, Samuel Fleming, Abraham Fitzgerald, Roger Veil, Harrison Bergeron, Julius Ascher, Ira Tallysworth, Paul Babler, Anthony Webber, Eric Marshall, Arthur Barnhouse, Louis McCall, Victor De La Plancha, Perry Coltrane, Sirgei Melnakov, T.J. Harrigan, etc.

DOB: 10/17/81

DOD: TBA

Physical:

Height- 5'10"

Weight- 135 lb

Hair- Heathenistic

Eyes- Two

Occupation: God of hilarious facial expressions

Hobbies: Playing basketball, writing misc. stories/screenplays/sketches, driving the back roads of Rancho Santa Fe, playing Uno, coming up with new aliases

Favorites:

Saying- "Jesus Christ!", or "What the hell!?", or "Oh, doctor!"

Place- Switzerland

Movie-

Comedy- Blazing Saddles

Action/Drama- Braveheart

Action/Adventure- The Fugitive

Horror- Night of the Living Dead

Kung Fu- Enter the Dragon

Car Chase- Ronin

Foreign- La Femme Nikita

Stone- JFK

Hitchcock- North by Northwest

Kubrick- Dr. Strangelove...

Spielberg- Jaws

Scorcese- Goodfellas

Allen- Love and Death

Zucker/Abrahms/Zucker- Airplane!

Coen Bros.- Fargo

Song- The SOB Song, and some classical stuff by Vivaldi, Mozart, and Bach

Sketch- Interview

Least Favorites:

Saying- "You better!"

Place- Utah

Movie- The World Is Not Enough, Anaconda, Star Trek 2, Evita (all of which do not deserve to be italicized)

Song- Girls by the Beastie Boys

Sketch- The Opening "Sketch" to the first show