Name: Guy Perrelet
Aliases: Guido Perrelli, Camille Starks, Jon Brandi, Harold Valliente, Mario Diega, Samuel Fleming, Abraham Fitzgerald, Roger Veil, Harrison Bergeron, Julius Ascher, Ira Tallysworth, Paul Babler, Anthony Webber, Eric Marshall, Arthur Barnhouse, Louis McCall, Victor De La Plancha, Perry Coltrane, Sirgei Melnakov, T.J. Harrigan, etc.
DOB: 10/17/81
DOD: TBA
Physical:
Height- 5'10"
Weight- 135 lb
Hair- Heathenistic
Eyes- Two
Occupation: God of hilarious facial expressions
Hobbies: Playing basketball, writing misc. stories/screenplays/sketches, driving the back roads of Rancho Santa Fe, playing Uno, coming up with new aliases
Favorites:
Saying- "Jesus Christ!", or "What the hell!?", or "Oh, doctor!"
Place- Switzerland
Movie-
Comedy- Blazing Saddles
Action/Drama- Braveheart
Action/Adventure- The Fugitive
Horror- Night of the Living Dead
Kung Fu- Enter the Dragon
Car Chase- Ronin
Foreign- La Femme Nikita
Stone- JFK
Hitchcock- North by Northwest
Kubrick- Dr. Strangelove...
Spielberg- Jaws
Scorcese- Goodfellas
Allen- Love and Death
Zucker/Abrahms/Zucker- Airplane!
Coen Bros.- Fargo
Song- The SOB Song, and some classical stuff by Vivaldi, Mozart, and Bach
Sketch- Interview
Least Favorites:
Saying- "You better!"
Place- Utah
Movie- The World Is Not Enough, Anaconda, Star Trek 2, Evita (all of which do not deserve to be italicized)
Song- Girls by the Beastie Boys
Sketch- The Opening "Sketch" to the first show