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FGOJ stands for F---ing Good Orange Juice, as you will soon find out as you read the proceeding script, found to be too F---ing funny for cable access television. (Actually it's too F---ing vulgar for cable access) Therefore, we have yet to film this commercial, but hopefully when we get a prime time TV show on a major television network, we will be able to expose the world to what we call: "FGOJ".
"FGOJ"
Adapted from a dream, actually drempt by Kirk
©1999 The Unusual Suspects™
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Announcer: TBA |
Person 1: TBA |
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Billy: TBA |
Person 2: TBA |
Announcer: If you want F---ing good orange juice, we suggest you try Beachman's Pure Premium F---ing Good Orange Juice. It's chock F---ing full with all the vitamins and minerals needed for a healthy individual.
(Cut to kid)
Billy: My mom says I should drink Beachman's Pure Premium F---ing Good Orange Juice because it's F---ing good for me!
(Cut to Announcer)
Announcer: That's right Billy, it IS F---ing good for you. In fact, it's got so much F---ing vitamin C in it, your urine will be orange for a F---ing week.
(Cut to Person 1)
Person 1: [Sipping OJ] Mmmmmm. This is some F---ing good orange juice! How do you make it so F---ing good?
(Cut to Announcer)
Announcer: Well, Carl, here at Beachman's, we use special hand-picked California F---ing Good oranges, genetically engineered to give it the recessive F---ing good gene. We've also developed a special way of squeezing our oranges, to give it that F---ing good consistency. Both of these factors, combined with adding our "F---ing Fabulous Flavor Formula", which we've code-named: The F---ing Triple F's, all add up to an unbeatable combination.
(Cut to Person 2)
Person 2: Where can I find some of your F---ing good orange juice?
(Cut to Announcer)
Announcer: Well, we here at Beachman's, we hate to use the "F" word. We prefer that you say "pick up" some of our F---ing good orange juice, rather than "find" some. And because we don't try to hide our F--ing product, you don't need to try to "find" it. You can pick up some of Beachman's Pure Premium F---ing Good Orange Juice at any participating store store near you. So go get some today, and remember: "If it isn't Beachman's, it's not F---ing good!"
"FGOJ" / Adapted from a dream, actually drempt by Kirk / ©1999 The Unusual Suspects™